Skip to product information
Sweatshirt Unisex Mystery of Who Gives a Sh*t Parody Fleece Crewneck Pullover
$19.95
Sale price
$19.95
Regular price
$0.00
🕵️ Unisex "Mystery of Who Gives a Sh*t — Nobody Cares!" Retro Parody Fleece Crewneck Sweatshirt
The case is closed before it even started! This darkly hilarious retro parody sweatshirt features a Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew-style detective cover with two young sleuths investigating the world's most important mystery. Spoiler: Nobody Cares! A brilliant conversation piece and dark humor gift for anyone who's done with it all.
Features
- Fleece polyester — warm, soft, cozy autumn/winter weight
- "Mystery of Who Gives a Sh*t — Nobody Cares!" retro detective parody graphic
- Loose oversized unisex fit — O-neck crewneck, long sleeve, pull-on
- Available in Black, Purple, White, Dark Blue, Haze Blue, Dark Gray, Beige, Blue, Gray, Khaki
- Machine washable, Harajuku streetwear style
Specs
| Detail | Info |
|---|---|
| Material | Polyester Fleece |
| Collar | O-Neck / Crewneck |
| Sleeve | Long Sleeve |
| Fit | Loose / Oversized |
| Style | Unisex, Casual, Streetwear |
| Pattern | Retro Parody Graphic |
| Sizes | S, M, L, XL, 2XL |
| Care | Machine Wash |
| Origin | China |
⚠️ Size Guide — Order 1-2 Sizes Up!
This item uses Asian sizing, which runs 1-2 sizes smaller than US sizing. Order one to two sizes up from your normal US size. Allow 1 inch variance.
| Size (Asian) | US Equiv | Chest | Length | Sleeve | Shoulder |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | US M | 40.2 in (102 cm) | 24.4 in (62 cm) | 17.7 in (45 cm) | 20.5 in (52 cm) |
| M | US L | 41.7 in (106 cm) | 25.2 in (64 cm) | 18.5 in (47 cm) | 21.3 in (54 cm) |
| L | US XL | 43.3 in (110 cm) | 26.0 in (66 cm) | 19.3 in (49 cm) | 22.0 in (56 cm) |
| XL | US 2XL | 44.9 in (114 cm) | 26.8 in (68 cm) | 20.1 in (51 cm) | 22.8 in (58 cm) |
| 2XL | US 3XL | 46.5 in (118 cm) | 27.6 in (70 cm) | 20.9 in (53 cm) | 23.6 in (60 cm) |